Wine, Women, and Song (Women optional)

Good news! You no longer have to choose insipid background music for your next cocktail party. Musical wine glasses are now available! Each glass contains musical pitches that correspond to the level of wine in the glass. With just one glass an entire chromatic scale can be played as you sip! The more sensitive socialite might enjoy running her wine dipped finger around the rim for a flute like tone, while the CEO may prefer to get out his daily aggressions by striking the glass with a cocktail fork. As the highest note is A=442, it is advised not to serve your best Bordeaux (biased opinion here) unless you want your living room to sound like an orchestra tuning.