The Why Cry Baby crying analyzer

The Why Cry Baby Crying Analyzer is a device that claims to listen to your babiy’s cries, and tell you why they are crying with a 90% accuracy.

It can figure out if the baby is hungry, in pain, bored, or even just overtired. Apparently, it actually works – the Amazon reviews are all glowing, excpe t for the one who says:

“I have always been able to work out why my baby cries without this machine. I can do this because I AM HER FATHER.”

I tend to agree. Awesome technology aside, how in the world have things gotten to the point where we need a machine to tell us why a baby is crying?