To those who complain about the price of musicians

A guy calls a musician’s guild to get a quote on a 6 piece band for a wedding. ¬†The rep says “Well, off the top of my head, about $2000.”

The guy says “WHAT? for MUSIC!?

The rep responds: “I’ll tell you what – Call the plumber’s union and ask for 6 plumbers to work from 6 until midnight on a Saturday night. ¬†Whatever they charge you, we’ll work for half.”