Stay away from microwaves

Guns N’ Roses co-headlined with Metallica on Jul 22, 1992 at the Hoosier Dome in Indiana. They went up on stage 2 hours after Metallica finished their set, but started off with a bunch of talk, complaining and ranting. A couple of days later, the Indianapolis Star published a scathing review by music critic Marc Allan.

Axl Rose ended up writing a pretty entertaining reply to the review, and faxed it to the newspaper the next day. Here it is below, with transcript:

Here’s the transcript:

W. AXL ROSE
2001 BARRINGTON #100
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA 90025

GUNS N’ ROSES

July 24, 1992

MARK D. ALLAN, (USED TO BE THE NAME OF OUR TRAVEL AGENT, WE FIRED THEM)

You don’t get it… Wait, that’s too easy… Maybe you don’t want to get it – or you’d have to face yourself and oh my God that’s just too scary. Maybe it’s impossible and it’s too late for you – you know, have someone stick a fork in your ass and turn you over you’re done. Indiana needs to wake up and hey if that takes a little taunting and 2 and half hours of music + a fireworks show + cartoon for a total of 2 hours and 50 minutes to wake up maybe 5% of a 48,000 plus crowd then so be it. I can also suffer your redneck, blind, narrow minded refuse about ranting – you nor anyone will ever dictate my actions, attitudes, comments, oratation, and musical performances on stage. Don’t kid yourself and act above, better than, or even comparable to me or G N’ R. If that were true there’d be no reason to censor my language in your basic Indiana attempt at journalism.

I came here to enrage… Thank you, you have helped me know I succeeded. I’ve made my inquiries, I am your Rock N’ Roll nightmare. And you… You’re just gonna sit on your wanna be ass and watch me, born a Hoosier, grow larger than you could ever imagine or ever be able to stop. That’s not to say I didn’t appreciate your anger, hostility and general ignorance. It shows me my so called “RANTS” are a much needed, missing piece in our puzzle of society.

stay away from microwaves-

Love Axl

(Signed, ‘W. Axl Rose’)

P.S. Oh, and it was never a battle O’ the bands, I imagined this thing, and everyone wins, as long as I show up to my own dream, that is!!!

Say what you want about Axl, it’s a great letter.